There Comes a Time...

There comes a time when you realize...
You are six-foot-tall, blond, blue-eyed giant that scares little children. The only way kids are going to like you, is if they're your own kids... like that's ever going to happen for some of us.

There comes a time when you realize...
He's just not that into you... turns out to be a fantabulistic movie and everyone WAS right when they said you had to go watch this. Lesson learned.

There comes a time when you realize...
All the time, effort, blood, sweat, and tears will bear fruit.

There comes a time when you realize...
You have absolutely no fucking clue what that means, but now you want a banana.

There comes a time when you realize...
You friends will tell you the truth and your family will keep you grounded. Grounded? Grounded for what?!

There comes a time when you realize...
The stupid things you did ended up being the hillarious sit com shows.

There comes a time when you realize...
Chainmail does have a message.

There comes a time when you realize...
That you've come to the time of realization! Wow, what a concept!!!

There comes a time when you realize...
When people laugh at you, they're actually laughing at you... and it's funny.

There comes a time when you realize...
Life's too short, and you have to sky diving.

There comes a time when you realize...
Oop. You're afraid of hieghts.

There comes a time when you realize...
You forgot that you got over hieghts, and are actually afraid of spiders.

There comes a time when you realize...
That you got the BEST genes from your family, because not only are they forgetting, so are you.

There comes a time when you realize...
Spiders are creepy.

There comes a time when you realize...
Age and beauty is about lying about your age and beauty.

There comes a time when you realize...
That you're tired... ALL the time.

There comes a time when you realize... after all the other times when you realized something...

You are OLD! Have a good day!

Hope you had this much fun reading it as I did writing it!