Monday, June 14, 2010

Drag Event part 1


It was soon to be an experience I would never forget. I was so scared and excited that I really was bouncing off of the walls due to the lack of sleep I had from the night before. The first day I stepped on stage in drag should have been the most exhillirating day of my life.

I couldn't have been more wrong.

I arrived at the club, early. Unbeknownst to me, my drag-mother (the one who would do my make-up) was late. It left little time for me and her to prepare, luckily my song was ready and well rehearsed.

During the make-up session, I recieved a lot of worldly, expert advice from the best of the best. She was by far one of the best but probably around the same age, if not older than I was. I still remember the words of wisdom amoungst the campy and happy-go-lucky laughter we shared.

I had three costume piecess on, to be removed during the number, at least two layers of facial foundation and make up caked on my face, and heels I had only recently just broken into and had twisted my ankle in the porcess. I also had a wig on... backstage i looked like I was panicking but really I was sweating my tits off.

The number I did was an unknown, but catchy enough for a club. Sarah Brightman and Chris Thompson's How Can Heaven Love Me was a fun number. It was better when I tore the final piece of my costume off of my body at the highest note that Sarah sings in the song. I had a good reception from the crowd and I recieved a good, hearty round of applause.

I was to return the following week.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Vagina Monlogues




Every year I see them, and every year I'm never disappointed!

Vag Mons are happing this tuesday April 13 at 8pm in Capilano University's PAT theatre!
This show is for those who have vaginas, are vagina lovers, and those with vagina envy (I know you're out there!!!)

Directed by the beautiful Kristi Tayelor the show features plenty monologues that range from hillarious to heartwarming to horrifying. Vag facts are sprinkled in making this not only one of the most highly-anticipated entertaining shows, but one of the most highly-anticipated educational shows. It will inspire YOU [yes you] to make a positive change.

Tickets are available from the cast and are only a paltry $10 if you're a student like me, otherwise $20. All proceeds go to WAVAW (Women Against Violence Against Women) and V-Day for the Spotlight Campaign!

Vagina monologues are once a year/once in a lifetime show. SO DON'T MISS IT!

Capilano University PAT Theatre, Tuesday 13 April, 8pm, $10/$20. BE there!

Until next time!

Glee [and why I'm going to miss it]





So Glee returns to the airwaves in under two days and all I'm going to see is... NONE of it.
Reasons why: (and they all suck)
5. I'm a volunteer usher in the Vagina Monologues
4. I want to see the Vagina Monologues, even though they happen only once a year but they're always pretty good, even though I would also rather see a musical theatre set of five...
3. I'm a theatre student and I need to be fed regularily
2. I'm a theatre student and I need to sleep regularily
1. I probably won't get any freetime because all of my projects are due AND I'm a theater student!
ANYWAY! until next time... new pics today, check it out!

Friday, April 9, 2010

What is wrong with this sentence.


So I was invited to join this Facebook group: HOW TO APPROACH ACTING... the sad thing is I know the solution... go to acting school!!!


This is what I found under "recent news":


This group is put on by " name removedProductions" Presents - (HOW TO APPROCH ACTING!) a online group to support, actors and there knowledge of acting and willing-ness to learn.


several things come to mind when reading this.


1. I know who this idiot is...


2. if i wanted to join a support group I wouldn't rely on facebook...


3. twitter has better spelling than this moron


4. use of a comma in the middle of sentence does not a sentence make.


5. willingness is spelt without a hifen.


I suggest the person who wrote this to get a dictionary and write properly. The sad thing is I joined is BECAUSE I have a "willing-ness" to learn so therefore I will, keep with this and hopefully not pick up any bad writing habits as this is a acting thing. ANYWAY!


Until next time...

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Confessions: The Show 2


The Ending:


[Who Wants to Live Forever] Ends. (Emerging in a robe. Into cell.)Yes, but I can't possibly do a thing! My hands are completely tied... Sick mothers you know... Well, yes I know, it was last week as well, but this time is serious... I know what I said, but this week is serious-er. If I miss the death of my mother, I'll probably burst. Don't make me do something drastic. Yes, John. Thank you, John. (hangs up.)I REALLY freaking hate this guy. I swear say to a guy he's the best after ONE night and he'll think it's marriage. All I said was "You were great" in a non-chalant kind of way and then lit up, rolled over, went to sleep. In that order!To be honest, I actually don't mind it. I mean, I've got more attention than I've ever asked for. Sure, he beats me, and thus my current escape to the backstage and constant lying to him. I feel I've lost myself. I've lost, something... precious. I'M lost. It's me, in the whole metaphoracle sense, I've lost me. I'm ruined. Ruined. John's ruined me! Sex ruined me... I did. My decisions, I myself alone... I ruined me... Look at me... What have I done at this point that feels right? What CAN I do? No, I don't have a choice... none, what-so-ever.I don't have anything left. (dialing phone, rifling through drawers) John? Hi, darling, it's me... John? Eat dirt.

Confessions: The Show 1


[A work in progress] A story about a drag queen, not so much me. Full of musical interludes and female impersonation. Based off not only this blog, but other journals of mine. ALL original monologues and soliloques by me!


Opening:


I remember growing up. I remember what it was like to be young me, raised by two loving parents. Kindergarten, my friends, first grade, second, third... highschool. First kiss... second, third... A lot of things. I wrote them down and I looked back. Now I'm a developing artist. A female impersonator, in vulgar terms, a drag queen. No one's getting dragged, nor is life a drag, but sometimes...? I wonder. I'm Danni, by the way.You know, it's not like I ever really had the choice. Do you know? So, well, I figure I'd show you my life, tell you everything. The truth. I can only tell you. I trust you. If I didn't have anyone I could trust to tell about these things, I'd probably burst or do something drastic. I'm not sure what, though.This is my story. And you, lucky, lucky person, get to hear ALL about it. Aren't you lucky indeed. Look at you, at the end of your seat! And lying back down, okay. Maybe a wedgie? You got an uncomfortable seat. [Cue song:] Sorry. Nothing I can do about that. I'm just the entertainment. [Don't Rain on My Parade]

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

the secret to success

The secret to successful age hiding is as follows

1. maintaining a blog

2. disappearing for a while then coming back with a triumphant return.

3. put on a drag show.

4. date younger people

5. never take yourself seriously

6. don't sweat the small stuff

7. lie about your age

8. eat pickles and yogurt, just cuz!

9. love like you've never loved before

10. get the bestest friends of your life on your side

and 11. jump out from a plane. you only live once.

hello again! been a while!

until next time!