2010

I hope everyone can relate to this.
The end of the 2009 approacheth. SO:

2010 will be the year of my youth!

2010 means doing 20 shots and sobering with tequilla and pepto bismol
2010 means trying multiple things with my hair until it burns out dull.
2010 means peircing every body part until I Am the Pin Couchion COO COO KA CHOO!!!

2010 will be the year of my beauty!

2010 means several new shades of eye shadow
2010 means that many shoes to try on AND BUY!!!
2010 means that many dress sizes to lose to fit into what you used to!

2010 will be the year of my regenisis!

2010 means new beginnings, middles, endings and sequels.
2010 means more sex, more mess, more fun. SLIP 'N SLIDE!!!
2010 means more jerks than a sex addict beating off.

BUT!

Two years from that is
2012

Shit.