The secret to successful age hiding is as follows
1. maintaining a blog
2. disappearing for a while then coming back with a triumphant return.
3. put on a drag show.
4. date younger people
5. never take yourself seriously
6. don't sweat the small stuff
7. lie about your age
8. eat pickles and yogurt, just cuz!
9. love like you've never loved before
10. get the bestest friends of your life on your side
and 11. jump out from a plane. you only live once.
hello again! been a while!
until next time!
