Here are some easy steps to lose your head over some guy who legit has an excuse for not showing up, has txted you and now you're all depressed.
1. Show up early. Nothing gets your emotional cycle going like showing up early and then getting the dreaded news.
2. Follow through. Doing the activity which could be but is not limited to: having dinner, going walking, have coffee, bookstore hopping etc.
3. Hyperventilating!
4. txting him "It's okay if you're late." then several different messages later you finally hit on the idea that he's not going to show up. BUMMER!!!
5. Taking the long way home (see 3)
6. You consider several options such as hunting him down, committing suicide, dumpster diving (?) removal from life (but that would hurt too much and you kinda wanna give the dope a second chance.) and the list goes on.
I'm sure this page makes no sense to you whatsoever, but I needed to get this out into the world. I'm sorry. I'm going to climb into my bed, scream into my pillow and try and regain some sobriety back.
Pasta for dinner.
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