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So, the life of a drag queen (at the moment) kinda is, pun inteded, a bit of a drag. BUT there's more to life than being a drag queen.

I mean, there's a certain reputation that a drag queen has. This involves two things:

1. In most cases being a drag. Easily done.

2. Being a queen. Not easy.

Being a queen in a world full of commoners really blows, but that's just the way it is. I mean no matter what happens in life, someone will always want to walk your runway, but in the end, you are the top model, because nobody voted for you. you busted your ass working the moves, walking the walk, taking the flack and jumping in and out of dress sizes just to work lifes runway.

Everyone should live life like a queen. Or a peacock. Maybe a Peacock Queen! That would rock. you look glamorous and are royalty.

Your friends, as you wander into being a drag queen or test the waters, to coin a phrase, are your equals, they are not servants, they are not peasants, and they are not slaves. That's what underlings are for, if and when you get them.

No, in life, you have to fight! You are warrior queen! You are a fierce force to be worshipped, loved by many, and not to mention have great thighs and have natural highlights! :)
In this life, you can't let anything get you down, because there are wolves, vultures, and yes EVEN hyenas! They will not take you to dinner, they will not go out for drinks. NO! They will EAT you alive!!

And the kicker is, they are everywhere and they'll be waiting. Oh, they will be waiting. When you finally plummet to your to your ultimate low, the lowest basic instint... they'll be all over your ass, because they are a bunch of gang bangers that what they are! NO! This is not beastiality ladies and gentlemen, this is man-on-man or woman-on-woman [take your pick] dog-eat-dog world out there!

The only chance of survival is... absolutely nothing!

Now, soldiers, at ease, because I just totally lost my point. So go back to your lives and just have fun! And for those of you about to rock, I salute you. *salutes*

Until next time, folks!